Me gustan los pececitos

Siguen al raton. Siempre hemos sido superiores.

Pero ... ¿ Ellos beben ? ¿ Duermen ? ¿ Hacen caca ?

Gaticos acostaos

Ultimate kitten snuggle en Yahoo! Vídeo

Pajilleitor

Sin palabras me dejan estos humanos ...

¿ Os fijais en los detalles ?

Los humanos no sois muy observadores, pero las ratitas si. Os lo voy a demostrar, mirad este video a ver si veis algo raro ... y alucinad con lo torpes que podeis llegar a ser.



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Mi Chica

Gruntal, a tí te irán las muñequitas, pero yo soy más de mujeres



I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
At Citibank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler La Baron

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket


Paz en el mundo
Truli

Bang bang

I was five and he was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
He wore black and I wore white
He would always win the fight

Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down.

Seasons came and changed the time
When I grew up, I called him mine
He would always laugh and say
"Remember when we used to play?"

Bang bang, I shot you down
Bang bang, you hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, I used to shoot you down.

Music played, and people sang
Just for me, the church bells rang.

Now he's gone, I don't know why
And till this day, sometimes I cry
He didn't even say goodbye
He didn't take the time to lie.

Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down...

Pulseras del equilibrio para gilipollas

Hay veces que la estupidez humana me sorprende

http://www.elpais.com/articulo/sociedad/estudio/concluye/pulsera/Power/Balance/mejora/equilibrio/elpepusoc/20100517elpepusoc_11/Tes

300.000 pulseras x 35 euros son ... mas de 10 millones de Euros !


Ole los genios que lo han inventado y sin servir para nada han ganado esa pasta sacandosela a los pobres cretinos que han picado. Encima seguro que la mayoria no son precisamente ricos (ni listos claro).

ULTIMA NOTICIA : Facua denuncia ante las autoridades las "pulseras milagrosas"

También está pegando ahora unos parches milagrosos, como bien comenta el blog "Lo que me toca los cojones"

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