jueves, 13 de enero de 2011

viernes, 30 de julio de 2010

¿ Os fijais en los detalles ?

Los humanos no sois muy observadores, pero las ratitas si. Os lo voy a demostrar, mirad este video a ver si veis algo raro ... y alucinad con lo torpes que podeis llegar a ser.



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martes, 6 de julio de 2010

Mi Chica

Gruntal, a tí te irán las muñequitas, pero yo soy más de mujeres



I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
At Citibank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler La Baron

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket


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Truli

jueves, 1 de julio de 2010

Bang bang




I was five and he was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
He wore black and I wore white
He would always win the fight

Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down.

Seasons came and changed the time
When I grew up, I called him mine
He would always laugh and say
"Remember when we used to play?"

Bang bang, I shot you down
Bang bang, you hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, I used to shoot you down.

Music played, and people sang
Just for me, the church bells rang.

Now he's gone, I don't know why
And till this day, sometimes I cry
He didn't even say goodbye
He didn't take the time to lie.

Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down...

martes, 25 de mayo de 2010

Pulseras del equilibrio para gilipollas

Hay veces que la estupidez humana me sorprende

http://www.elpais.com/articulo/sociedad/estudio/concluye/pulsera/Power/Balance/mejora/equilibrio/elpepusoc/20100517elpepusoc_11/Tes

300.000 pulseras x 35 euros son ... mas de 10 millones de Euros !


Ole los genios que lo han inventado y sin servir para nada han ganado esa pasta sacandosela a los pobres cretinos que han picado. Encima seguro que la mayoria no son precisamente ricos (ni listos claro).

ULTIMA NOTICIA : Facua denuncia ante las autoridades las "pulseras milagrosas"

También está pegando ahora unos parches milagrosos, como bien comenta el blog "Lo que me toca los cojones"

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